>>16025527"Bah! You bloody humans, YOU'RE ALL THE SAME! Ya only ask questions, expecting answers, NOBODY CARES THAT I'M OVER HERE, THESE VINES HURT LIKE AN ARSE! YOU EVER FEEL WHAT GETTING SIT ON FEELS LIKE? IT'S TEN BLOODY TIMES WORSE THAN THIS! You should have seen it cunt, bloody Sunflora sneaks in here yesterday, drinks ALL the Mystic fucking Water, HALF THE DAMN aquarium goes insane since that water controls their bloody temper, and then they leech them so they work under their big dangling plant-DICKS! IT'S ANARCHY, I'M SITTING OVER HERE, WANTING TO KICK SOMEONE'S SHIN IN, BUT I CAN'T. I CAN'T BECAUSE I'M IN A TANGELA ORGY! I'M TRYING TO HIT THE EMERGENCY BUTTON, BUT GUESS WHAT? I CAN'T BECAUSE THOSE BLOODY TANGELAS COVERED IT UP! YOU BETTER FREAKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS KID, BECAUSE I'VE JUST ABOUT HAD IT!'
"Well, maybe if you said please..."
"YA LOOK LIKE A FAGGOT, YA CHUMP! That coat's collar, it's too high, and what's with your hair? THAT'S FREAKING FAGGOT HAIR, CUNT! Only FAGGOTS wear that! And skinny jeans with boots? You some kind of depressing emo bloke? Get out of my face, emo-arse!"
He probably has a wife at home.
>Objective: Free him from his BLOODY orgy!A) Wake up the Sunflora! How about a little chat?
B) Cut down the Tangelas holding him in his hammock.
C) Fatten the Sunflora up by giving him some more water.
D) Burn the Tangelas to a crisp.
