>>12682698http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCzOULR3xVMYou throw the Gyroid at him, hitting him square in the eyes, "GAAAAGH! What...what the hell is this?" he asks, all the wooden statue seems to do is dance in front of him
"It's supposed to distract you, for when I do this!"
You dig around in your skirt pockets for your finishing move, and retrieve a Nintendo 3DS. At the sight of the device, Xerxes can't help but scoff, "HA! Why do you play with that kid's toy? Real men get a VITA!"
Searching around in your other skirt pocket, you fish out a keyboard peripheral. Even though you don't have any Pokemon near you, Xerxes *did* say that some Pokemon turn into Gyroids, which means you still might be able to...
"We'll just see how much you'll be laughing, once I do this!" you attach the two together, turn the 3DS on, and start typing as quickly as possible.
"T."
"R."
"I."
"P."
"O."
"F."
"F."
"L."
"E."
"D."
"G."
"E."
The only command short enough that you can think of that can save you.
After typing everything out, you press the A-button. At first, nothing seems to happen, "Pitiful. Your phony wooden statues and meek handheld devices are no match for my abilities!"
He makes an attempt to stab you again, this time for the kill, but before he can, the dimension begins shaking violently.
"What the...What...What is happening?!"
Blood begins oozing from the Gyroid's eyes, although it doesn't hold an expression, you can tell it looks angry. Dozens of smaller Gyroids are emitted from his mouth, and each one grows in size.
The Gyroids speak in their garbled language, you can only suppose that they're enjoying this, this sick, sweet, twisted form of revenge for whatever he made them watch.
"011010101001100101010101001010."
"010110101011101100000110111001."
"101010101001101000111101011101."
