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>about 30 people left in line, when a Limo pulls up to the convention center
>see a couple of guys in suit get out, followed by some women in like sparkly cocktail dresses all dolled up and shit
>figure they are probably going to the Space Needle for brunch or something
>mfw I see a guy in a Squirtle suit get out after them
>they head to the back of the line but fortunately I'm about ready to enter the convention center so I get out my registration and glance over it one more time
>everything is good, they let me in
>get a whole bunch of free shit from the helpers who look like the organizers just went down to the docks and offered jobs to every FOB from vietnam
>finally my turn to battle, go up against some guy cosplaying as Lyra, has some little beaner stubble and the fairest skin in all the land
>figure this guy is gonna be a cake walk
>get #rekt by Dark Void + Belly Drum Smeargle and Psych Up Giratina
>offer the guy a handshake, he holds his hand out like a fucking southern belle and he has the most brittle hands I've ever shook
>have to wait for my dad who wanted to check out a bike shop in the area, so I hang out in the convention center, and these guys who are about my age come up and ask if I could be on one of there teams cause they only have three people
>sure, they don't seem to bad
>they immediately start talking about how they wanna fug misty, with gems like "She's so hot, I would have sex with her" and "I would ask if I could have some milk from her titties" complete with all the autistic charm you would expect from people who would talk about what cartoon character they would fuck to a total stranger
Mind you i don't have a problem with fapping to pokemon, just don't tell me IRL
>end up winning the battle, ask if I want a rematch
>say I have to catch a bus, spend the rest of the time chilling by the drinking fountain watching meltdowns of children who lose in 13 and below tournament
I seriously hope you weren't one of these people /vp/
