>>22773830While you're comically scrambling at the speed of light to get back to the battlefield before sundown, Odysseus takes it upon himself to continue the fight in your absence, although honestly it's more out of an urge to break something than a need to help you out. Pounding his fists together, he eyes the King for only a second before lunging at him.
"NAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH!"
For his first attack, Odie stomps and slams on the ground, using Bulldoze to ravage and ruin the arena. Although the mini-Earthquake should be quadruply effective against the King, it manages to endure it thanks to its outstanding amount of bulk, surviving with only scrapes and cuts.
[K-Koooohhhlaaa!]
>The King's Speed was lowered![Kahkahkaaaaa!]
Odie grits his teeth, shocked that the BANEstiodon didn't take more damage. To taunt him for underestimating the opponent, the Champion turns into none other than Bulbagarden administrator and certified pedophile, Liam Pomfret.
"I know it’s petty, but it really irritates me how nobody ever expects the administrator of Bulbagarden to actually put up a fight in a battle. It’s always Serebii or PokeJungle or PokeBeach, but never Bulbagarden, even though I'm the Champion, and all of those other sites, in some way, try to mimic Bulbagarden or Bulbapedia’s style of kicking ass, and that just makes me sad."
"Age is just a number," says the pseudo-Pomf, "but if you really wanna do a number on us, I suggest you fight a little closer.."
"Che...."
A) Use Needle Arm!
B) Use Rock Smash!
C) Use Shadow Claw!
