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I would love them more than my car.
>love my car
>wash and wax it it every week
>nothing but the best premium gas, best oil, perfect tires, etc
>we have defeated many other cars and their drivers
>we play to our advantage, outspeed the miatas/s2000s in the straights, outcorner the Mustangs/Challys in the corners, take shortcuts where the low race cars can't
>practice my driving every day for at least three hours
>race every weekend from April to November
>recently hear about a lot of car thieves in my city
>lock my car up tight every night in a garage
>change the ECU map to make it harder to steal
>flip hidden kill switch to battery
>go to bed. do this every night
>one night, have dream that someone stole and crashed my car
>wake up screaming, run downstairs, naked, gun in hand
>they will not touch my car
>almost bust down the door to the garage, still screaming
>car is fine, realize it was a dream
>neighbors call cops thinking I hurt myself
>make up a story about how I saw a giant rat in my garage and I'm afraid of rats
>cops tells me I should take better care of my garage, my car is to nice to be living with rats
>mfw
If I'm willing to shoot someone while naked for my car, I can only imagine what I would do to protect a giant, almost sentient bug creature that follows my every command.
