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>breeding
>random passerby challenges me to a battle
>figure why not
>he has an eeveelution team, figure i can take him reasonably easy
>play like utter ass, misplays and dumb shit everywhere, end up 2vs6
>on my 10hp cinccino, he sends out his red barred espeon in hopes of getting a free switch after cinccino ko's it
>use u-turn
>send out my only other poke, full hp Honchkrow, adamant, life orb, name is JOHN MADDEN!
>he sends out jolteon
>sucker punch, ohko
>moxie boost
>he sends out vaporeon which is at like 55% hp
>brave bird, crit, kill
>moxie boost
umbreon (red barred)
>sucker punch, ko
>moxie boost
>flareon comes out, full hp
>brave bird it into the stone age
>moxie boost
>JOHN MADDEN!'s attack won't go any higher!
>leafeon, his last poke
>he uses double team, probably hoping brave bird would miss or i'd try to sucker punch
>aerial ace
>red barred
>disconnects
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