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You may be wondering how such a card like Dick Kickum found such a relaxed bro like Feel Good. Well, that story introduces a little mon named Alexander.
Alexander (Banette) (M) @ Banettite
Ability: Frisk
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SDef
Careful Nature
- Protect
- Will-O-Wisp
- Taunt
- Sucker Punch
The big A here had a bad rep around the block for bein' the baddest mofo in the streets. By daytime he was just some little chump who would play ball with the neighborhood kids and attend his church's bake sale. By night, he dawned his hoody and because the baddest influence on town. He partied, he got in fights, and he fucked bitches. LOTS of bitches.
The Big A's item is his bling and trademark. Any mofo on the streets who sees it knows who it belongs to, and no little switchback Rotom aint gonna con it out of him or get it swiped by some mofo blackass punk on the streets. On the other hand, he's smart enough to Frisk a nigga or two once he comes onto the streets. He don't give a shit if he gropes some Hoedevoir in the process.
Protect is ABSOLUTELY needed so he got an alibi while the cops are looking, so he can put his fuckin' hood on. Extra protection is needed because of all of the hoes he rapes.
Once he puts on the hood, he lets loose some crazy rap skill that makes the other posers so pissed at him that they just go full nigger and chase him down.
If any niggas try to get the drop on him while he's walkin' home to his aunty, he just gonna give them a sucker punch and take their asses out.
While he's extra careful to avoid cops, the Big A just wanna fuck around with people, which is how he met Feel Good and Kickum. He was out spaying some crackmom with his Will-O-Wisp when they became witnesses. The Big A was about to waste them right then and there, but Kickum just wasted the bitch and dumped her body for him in the sewers, and Feel Good just gave him some of his finest dope. They've been three bros just ruining the neighborhood ever since.
