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Oh great GOOGLY MOOGLY, it’s FRED FLINTSTONE!!! What’s that?? You’re here to beat the ever loving shit out of me for stealing and degrading your iconic catchphrase???? You want reparations, that involve IMPREGNATING my WIFE and DAUGHTER??? WHAAAA??!? You wanna rip my daughter’s esophagus out of her throat and FEED IT TO YOUR PET DINOSAUR??? And then you’re gonna feed me a concoction that will PERMANENTLY RUIN MY LIBIDO??? My ballsack will SHRIVEL UP and become useless??? Then you wanna take me back to Bedrock and install ME AS A TOILET in your BATHROOM?? You’re gonna make sure I gulp down EVERY SINGLE SHIT YOUR FAMILY TAKES?? And while I’m in this state you’re gonna show my wife a PREHISTORIC STONE AGE DICKING? You and every citizen of Bedrock are gonna EMPTY YOUR BIG FAT BALLSACKS into her FERTILE WOMB??? WHAAAA??? You’re gonna use her to create a super race of genetically enhanced caveBVLLs that will FUCK EVERY SINGLE HOLE IN HER BODY for the REST OF ETERNITY??? At which point your best friend Barney will ENSLAVE me and turn me into a GIMP??? My ONLY PURPOSE in life will be to watch you FUCK MY DARLING WIFE’S ASSHOLE, NEGLECTING HER VAGINA ENTIRELY??? Then you’re gonna RIP THE SKIN OFF MY BODY and replace it with DINOSAUR SKIN??? And as I’m acclimating to my new life as a dinosaur YOU’RE GONNA TIME TRAVEL to when we first met??? Leaving me to die with all the other dinosaurs when the asteroids hit??? WHAAA??? You’re gonna IMPREGNATE my WIFE in literally EVERY single timeline that exists??? And this whole process will repeat over and over until ALL THE DINOSAURS ARE VERSIONS OF ME who have SUFFERED this brutal and demeaning PUNISHMENT for EONS on end? The extinction of the dinosaurs will LITERALLY be the extinction of VINCE??? What else can I say but YABBA DABBA D- ACK WAIT I’M SORRY FRED PLEASE DON’T UNLEASH YOUR ANGER ON ME AGAIN AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
