>>15296304The skeleton removes his left arm and bonks her on the head with it, "I'm afraid I can't allow that, my queen. You see, I knew of your presence the moment you stepped into the woods! I sent everything after you, the Espurr, the blobs, the Trevenants and Phantumps! And I knew there was something off about you. Your aura, it was beautiful, so cool, yet at the same time, possessing a hidden warmth closed off due to prior things that now, you reserve only for those closest to your heart."
She has no comments for that.
"I saw you. You were the one! The most perfect vessel for my plan this All Hallows Eve!~~~" extremely delighted, he laughs maniacally as he throws his arms up, prompting his minions to follow-it up with a well-deserved Unovian round of applause.
For someone that's supposed to be a murderous serial killer, she takes note that Jacques is much more of an insane man with a jolly outlook on life, "And just what plan is that..?"
>What is Jacques MASTER PLAN?A) To globally broadcast a commercial that'll activate a chip and hypnotize people across the world.
B) To self-promote and viral market himself through global superstore Halloween promotions and therefore take control of the public.
C) To lure trick-or-treaters into the woods so he can steal their candy and horde it all for himself.
D) To turn everyone into skeletons so he can steal their bones and burn them for fossil fuel and make marginal profits.
