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>be 6 living in goldenrod at school
>Professor Juniper comes to the city for radio interview
>she vists my school too
>gives some lectures about basic shit
>she says that she has some pokemon to give out.
>pretended I was 10 since was tall
>I got a Tynamo
>people laughed at me saying I got Unova's Magikarp since it was so weak and had a shit movepool and thats what I get for lying
>one kid got a riolu and he's always trying to battle other kid's to show off and humilate other.
>he battled me the most
>couldn't pass off on the challenges
>tynamo fought to it's breaking point but lost every time
>people say I should just release it
> remember people said it was "Unova's Magikarp" and thought what it could evolve to something cool too
>didn't have a pokedex at the time so
>hoped it was decent at least
>trained for over a year with little progress, though tynamo was fierce as hell
>I wanted to quit and thought I was an awful trainner
>tynamo just shocked me and went outside
>thought he ran away
>he was waiting for me
>suddenly after 2 battles he was a FUCKING EELEKTRIK
>ended up beating the shit out of everyone battling at school the next day
>fag's riolu KO'd in one hit
>everyone tried to avoid battling me at school since
>moved on to trainers outside of town
It took about forever to find a thunderstone to evolve him again, but I learnt to wait obviously
[spoilers]I can't believe I made that story up just now[/spoilers]
