this is the second most autistic thing i've done on this board>be me, lonely neckbeard>finally get to start my adventure to get my 6 waifumon harem>get a porygon because thats all they had left>but everyone in VGC uses him, so he must be good>mfw no friends so stuck with him now>notice he gets fucked by fighting types>catch abra to fix this>hell yeah alakazam is good too right?>wait>...>some dude lets me choose between two fossil pokemon>one looks like a t-rex anf the other one looks like a dino loli>tempted by t-rex but remember my objective>loli always looks happy, she must crave my dick so hard>first harem member obtained>...>find a metal penis with an eye>check my dex, it has supercomputer intelligence>finally, something that can match me unlike those fucking normies>i evolve him once and he's already beating me at chess>fuck that guy>but he's really strong, steel type must be really good>check my dex for other steel types>find this one guy with all these spikes n' shit>what a cool dude, gotta get one of those>...>wait shit i have 5 pokemon already and only one of them is part of my harem>i can't fuck porygon or metang, trust me i tried>remember i have a masterball>idea.png>new waifu obtained>first match>>32635716>mai waifu kills entei, dies to plant>metang sweeps everyone else>second match>>32635394>fini kills monferno, cherubi kills her>aggron kills cherubi but dies to braixen>aurorus kills braixen, bellsprout kills her>metang sweeps the rest>third match>>32634813>fini kills rampardos, dies to wormadam>aggron kills it but rotom gets revenge>aurorus kills rotom>nihilego finishes aurorus>beast boost>nihilego sweeps meand thus ends the neckbeard adventure
i know you guys probably dont like that i used fini but i wrote 90% of that before realizing i shouldn't 