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>10 years ago
>I'm 8
>find myself
"Hahaha you're so short compared to me"
>"Who are you? I'm not short!"
"it doesn't matter, you'll get to be 6'4 when before you're 18"
"I'm you from the future! Your life is shit!"
>"o-oh did you just curse?"
"Shad uhp! Now listen closely."
"You like Yu-Gi-Oh? TOO BAD! Stop playing that shit!
>"b-but it's fu-"
"NO FUN ALLOWED, I'M FIXING THIS MYSELF RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW."
"You'll eventually meet a kid named Keehlan, the day you suspect he steals Pearl, beat his ass.
>"What's pearl?"
"It's a new Pokémon game, and on that note, y'know that Gameboy advance under your bed? PLAY THAT SHIT MORE."
>"O-ok"
"In high school, you'll meet a kid that seems cool. then he'll get you to watch a show for little girls. That's when you call him a faggot."
>"what's a faggot"
"It's the mean term for people that are gays."
>"o-oh"
"That reminds me, hey some fucking thicker skin. For Christ's sake. Call them a nigger if they call you a fag"
>"but we're half black"
"That's why we're not gonna get in trouble"
>"oh cool"
"Ok, my times about up, see you later faggot!"
>"bye you nigger"
