>>298458502. Not Nintendo's fault
3. Who cares?
7. Why the fuck does that matter? It's not like you can breed them anyway.
10. Again, how is that Nintendo's fault, you saucy cock?
11. Source: my ass
13. That doesn't make any sense. Why would you not want it to evolve?
14. WAAAH I DON'T LIKE ONE POKEMON!
18. Too bad balancing doesn't trigger people's autism like you.
19/20. Yup. Because what we really need is more Pokemon that are uncreatively related to old Pokemon.