>>33913321>>33913359Christ, get it together, Bob.
Anyway, listen up you wimps.
My name is Tyson, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are weak, stupid no-lifes who spend every second of their day sucking Officer Jenny's dick like you've never done anything wrong. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, do you even lift? I mean, I guess you might be able to beat me in a pokemon battle on a bad day, but there's no way you could take me down in a fight. You're almost as bad as that dragon-fucker Lance.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I'm a prominent leader in Team Rocket, and I was capturing shiny pokemon before it was cool. What did you do the last time you saw a Gyarados up close, besides pee your panties?
You are all losers who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and MY muscles
