>>21200773"CHESSNAAAAUUGHHHHH!"
Chesnaught launches a bunch of enormous Pin Missiles from his back, all aiming directly at Sceptile. But while his shiny new Dragon-typing may not protect against Bug-type moves, moving the fuck out the way sure will.
"Acrobatics."
"SCEP!"
With a glorious leap, Sceptile hops up and lands on one of the Pin Missiles. With the power of Acrobatics, he hops from pin to pin until he reaches Chesnaught, where he unleashes a storm of rapid assault kicks on him.
"CEPCEPCEPCEPCEPCEPCEPCEPCEPCEPCEPCEPCEPCEPCEPCEP--TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILE!" the final one strikes Chesnaught so hard it topples him. Sceptile lands and stomps on the ground, itching to feel more.
Deimos shakes his head in disapproval, "Honestly, son, when are you going to get up and command this guy to make a move already? You can't just have him fight for you and do whatever he wants, that's not what a trainer's supposed to do, it's soulless and without passion! I don't know how you can call yourself a trainer if this is what you do with your Pokemon!"
>What do you say next?