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I saw my son drawing Samurott today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing more popular Pokemon, like Shroodle or Drizzile. He said his pineal gland can easily send the mind of a modern consumer into the panic the moment he wills it. I told him that he should stop posting on /x/ because Elon Musk is turning him into a schizophrenic maniac. He declared it was revealed to him in a dream that everyone who bought Pokemon Sword and Shield will die a chaotic and agonizing death once the system collapses! I ground-typed him. What would you have done?
