>>16909293"Who's the champ?"
The chump shifts his eyes to the left, and to the right before leaning into your ear with the mustiest breath conceivable.
"The champ is a real dick. He's like, the biggest douche you'll ever meet. I'm not allowed to say more, if I do, they'll torch me for spoilers""O-Oh..?"
"Yeah, kid... We'll pay you big bucks if you can keep a streak up, and even bigger bucks if you can kick his ass in, but I doubt you'll make it. You're just a pipsqueak, he's like...THE MASTER of fighting. He's gonna be a real fighter soon too y'know, and you're just like...eight."
"I'm an ambiguously-aged fifteen-to-sixteen year old!"
"Yeah yeah, THAT'S WHAT THEY AAAAAALL SAY...Listen chump, if you're gonna fight, you're welcome to, but you gotta work your way up. Pick a chump, fight a chump, WIN MONEY, that's how underground fight club works."
"Uh....Okay! But can I tinkle first? I've been holding it in since Starmiebucks earlier today."
"Eeuuuugh... You go to Starmiebucks?"
>Who is your first opponent?A) Medicham
B) Hitmonchan
C) Hariyama
