>>42008692N, what the Hell are you doing with my spare robes? They don't - look, you're so short, that they're dragging on the filthy floor! How long have you been wearing them?! These are crafted from the finest silk in all of Johto! Your sisters are going to have to wash this shit BY HAND, over the course of FIVE HOURS! What the Hell went through your tiny brain to think -
...Are you fucking CRYING? You have the audacity, after going into MY wardrobe, rubbing your disgusting hands all over MY things, to start bawling your eyes out?! Oh woe is me! When did I ever raise this child to be the gay boy he is today? Surely, this can't be MY FAULT - look at me when I'm fucking talking to you, boy! LOOK. I HAVE NO SON!