>>18420835Alice clumsily scrambles up your back, and with your help, manages to stand on top of your head, "Pure heart of doodoo-doom and darkness and eternal hell
-o raiser, Alice!"
"Tor, tor, Torchic!" smogonchick tops this performance off by unleashing a furious geyser of embers above your head.
You didn't really prepare a phrase for this part of the pose-off, "....Uh.....hurrpa durrrpa, I'm the monotone bruiser, Calem!"
The boners from earlier begin to deflate.
"Come gather!" everyone declares, "Under the name of Team Flare!"
With a salute, you drop your tone to a level of complete monotone, " Sōōōōōnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaansu..."
>TL NOTE: Sōnansu means "Of course!"A) Get served back.
B) "You are challenged to a staring contest by Grunt Sōnansu!?"
C) Immediately be praised with tray after tray of two day old donuts and coffee that's been used to extinguish cigarette butts.
D) It's a trap!