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>be 12 or something
>Pokemon is considered "gay" at this point
>brother has a friend who still plays Pokemon
>brother hooks us two up so we can play since no one else plays anymore
>we trade and fill out our pokedex
>decide to get into competitive battling
>I already know hes going to pick 12 year old boy stuff like
>Kick the crap out of his Tyranitar and Charizard
>He gets pissed off saying Im cheating or Im unfair
>He claims the game is fixed since he keeps missing and I land Critical Hits
>He storms off
>10 years later I visit my brother
>My brother is checking up on the same friend
>We proceed to chat and catch up. I think hes doing well.
>He pulls out his DS and says he will trade me if I battle him
>I do
>He proceeds to Double team, rest and subsitute my ass
>Beats me
>a volcanic eruption spews from his mouth as he jumps up and down barking in joy
>the walls crack thunder and split as he shouts "FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU!"
>He calms down a bit and I can see tears in his eyes a little
>Proceeds to tell me how he finally kicked my ass and hes been waiting for years to rub my nose in it
>Trots along calling me a noob loser and mocks my strategy
>trades me a charmander
