>>22692844https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O-c2YZTvH4"PICK A GOD AND PRAY--Sorry, sorry, that's another game. I mean--Here I go, FOOL! Your first pick for the Champion battle? Of course, I knew it would be me! It absolutely had to be! And I assume this fat jew is the Champion himself? FOOL, it truly seems this region set the bar incredibly low!"
Admittedly, Hexcalibur is always a safe choice, you can't go wrong with him. Except for maybe when he talks too much, but that's a different story.
"Hexcalibur! Stay focused, the Champ's not all he seems, in fact--he can change forms!"
"Wahahahaha!" the Champion laughs, "You got that right! You and your talking sword greatly underestimate the power of my Pokemon and I. Swimming in eleventy long years of unadulterated cancer has boosted our power levels one-thousand fold, you have no choice but to surrender, or undergo the beating of a lifetime--WAHAHAHA!"
"Pfft.." Hexcalibur scoffs with a haughty air, "A shapeshifter? Why is he a disgusting slob then? Why does he not consider turning into someone more cool and chivalrous--such as myself?"
