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Captain's Log, Stardate 32013.22
I have been assigned a ragtag crew of assistants in my 6th attempt into the Unova Quadrant.
Major Kira Nerys the Oshawott (lv. 8) and I have enlisted Tasha Yar the Patrat (lv. 7), Janeway the Pidove (lv. 6), and O' Brien the Lillipup (lv. 7) for the expedition.
It is with a heavy heart that I was not able to acquire Riker the Riolu, who would be beneficial to our frequent run-ins with the Cherens.
Patience is wearing thin on our vessel, the Mareep and Riolu are enticing, as is the hammer on the table across the room. But a Starfleet Captain is assigned with getting his crew as far as he can. Only if we fail will the Hammer-to-Game-Cartridge be acceptable.
I'm serious about that shit. I die a sixth time I'll smash the cartridge with a hammer. Getting the same Pokemon every time, and dying the same way every time is making me despise this game.
