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First things first
>use my irl persuasiveness o convince the rat I am not all bad, and that the key to an optimal life is win Pokémon battles and being obstinate will lead to mediocrity in the wilds of route one.
>with that being said, I can avoid misty altogether, catch a nidoran and maybe a magikarp
>head to the pkmn center early and do battle with the rockets
>don't bother with caterpie and pigeotto, but otherwise follow the plot accordingly
>implement training regiments similar to that of the 4th season and use strategies like counter shield
>catch a zubat instead of brock
>follow the plot till the SS.ANNE, tell the gentleman
>"no wayfag" when trying to get me to trade for a shitty raticate,
>evacuate when everyone else does and the rockets drown
>somehow convince maiden's peak gastly to accompany saying that I know the famed Oak who will make him a superstar if his existence is made well known
>Use him to defeat Sabrina's abra with ease
>follow the plot up to punchy pkmn and say "no way fag" to the trainer
>catch both muk and magnemite
>catch the dratini as well
>catch porygon
>take a stone from the eevee bros and tell the younger bro to stop being afaggot and his eevee is better suited to be an umbreon anyway.
>catch an exexutor or eggexcute and use nidoran and muk instead of charmander
>catch jigglypuff and send it to fucking oak to prevent it from fucking around later on
>catch dactyl
>keep togepi, but none of that motherly shit
>tell Bulbasaur to stop being a bitch, we all have to grow up sometimes, look how many times you fucked up evolving will suit you
>pass the test with flying colors and get league entry
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