>>12572635"Why do they call it Donkey Kong Country 2 if you don't play as Donkey Kong? Shouldn't they call it Diddy Kong Country? What about Donkey Kong Country 3? That should ARGUABLY be Dixie Kong Country."
Pancham got in Quags' face, "Have you ever heard of BRAND LOYALTY? Who the hell is going to know who Dixie-freaking-Kong is? Nobody! Nobody cares! You buy the game because it has DK on it, not because of Dixie-shit, the fact that you don't actually play as DK is irrelevant!"
Munchlax pushed both of them aside, "DID I JUST HEAR SOMEONE SAY THE XBONE IS BAD?"
Pub Wench Gardevoir was the next to interject, "Oh yeah, I've been XBONE'D if you know what I'm saying."
Slowking sighed, "You know, VIDEO GAMES wouldn't be so violent if they had FEMALES as the protagonists!"
The uproar got worse. Soon it diverged into topical conversation that always resulted in arguments, no one even cared about the murders anymore, it was just people talking about shit to talk about shit.
Ledyba flailed his arms rapidly, "YOU CAN SIT ON THE BENCHES!!!!"
Garbodor hiccuped a trash bag, "The world would be a lot more peaceful if fairies and all other magical related nonsense just didn't exist."
"Seriously? No one wants to buy a timeshare, ANYONE?"
Squishy busted out of the Tiki Bar at that moment alongside Mushy, "GUYS, GUYS, WE HAVE TERRIBLE NEWS!"
Everyone momentarily paused in their fights to look at the two apprentice chefs.
"THE TIKI BAR JUST RAN OUT OF APPLE PIE!"
The uproar continued.
