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Fought a guy named, I shit you not, XxCaliberzxX.
His team was Blaziken, Lucario, Greninja, Venusaur, Honedge, and fucking YVELTAL.
My team was Galvantula, Golurk, Aegislash, Vivillon, Greninja, and Banette. (Not the best synergy but I'm still breeding my team)
Anyway, led with Galvantula to try to set up sneaky spiderweb but he led with lucario and I figured he would go mega and KO with stone edge or something.
I switch in Aegislash and he uses fucking bone rush. Does next to no damage. So, I King's shield thinking it was a contact move (it isn't) and he Megas and gets a lucky 5 hits to kill my Aegislash.
Now I switch in my Vivillon once I know his moveset is shit. He uses bone rush (lol) and I put his ass to sleep. He switches to Blaziken while I quiver dance and I put Blaziken's ass to sleep (usually I enforce my own sleep clause, but fuck this guy for using Yveltal). I QD one more time and kill Blaziken with hurricane.
He switches in Yveltal and I put that bitch ass nigga to sleep. He switches to his venusaur while I QD again and hurricane misses, getting Vivillon killed.
I switch in Banette and Mega it. Burn his (fucking PHYSICAL) Venusaur and he switches to Yveltal. I switch to Greninja, who is promptly murdered as Yveltal wakes up and uses his wierd draining signature move.
Switch in Galvantula and predict the switch to Venusaur with Bug Buzz, but it does next to nothing. Bring out Banette again and switch back to Galvantula immediately as he switches to Yveltal. He switches to Venusaur and I volt switch Galvantula back to Banette, and I thunder wave his Yveltal as it switches in. Yveltal kills my Banette and switches out and I switch in Galvantula, who finally kills his fucking Venusaur with Bug Buzz.
Yveltal comes in, I use thunder, it misses, Galvantula dies.
I send in Golurk and the hardest thing I can hit Yveltal with is Hammer arm, so I do. Twice. And Yveltal gets parafrozen each time. Then dies. Fucking Karma, bitch.
Honedge gets stomped.
