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>be me
>be smol kid at beach
>find shelmet
>looks like shell
>pick up and put in my bucket
>next day, in my room playing with shells
>see shelmet
>idea.jpg
>stick it in my ass
>it starts sucking
>ohhhh yeah
>next day, on toilet
>can't shit
>I've got an ass infection
>shit clogs up and die