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>be me
>be gennerfag
>go to Toys R us cause they're selling pokemon toys
>line is too long
>I'm entitled to my free pikachu toy RIGHT NOW
>cut in front of everyone
>cute 10/10 girl at register tells me I have to like everyone else
>lol waiting is for stupid breederfags
>whisper "p-lease give me pikachu t-t-t-toy"
>"Could you speak up?"
>"y-you too"
>"what?"
>"free doll toy pikachu take pokemon please take toys r us"
>everyone is laughing at me
>their laughter pierces my soul
>suddenly realize my fursuit is on inside out, too
>start crying in embarrassment
>shit myself, forget I had my lucario buttplug in
>unbelivable stomach cramps as my intenstines block up with shit
>decide to run away while still crying
>go through the exit door by accident, smash through the glass getting shards all over my body
>collapse 20 feet later
>start shitting and puking and sobbing at the same time because of how backed up I am
>OP whited out!
>wake up in hospital
>bill is huge because they had to do triple bypass intenstinal surgery on me on top of blood loss due to glass
>also charged with property damage and public disturbance
>mom forced me to write a 50 word essay by next month because I skipped my autism special needs class
why do breeders keep trying to ruin my life, /vp/? i just wanted something free that other people had to work for... ;_;
