>>16373705The pursuit of the Farfetch'd finally comes to a close far deep into the woods, it seems the Farfetch'd have led you back to their territory. Their turf. Their neigh-bro-hood.
This is what it's all coming to.
This is what you've been waiting for.
It's time to unwrap the mystery!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4gG7rXw1sThe mystery is an orgy.
That's what this has all been leading up to.
The pamphlet with duck sex.
The rod-shaped objects.
That's it.
THE DUCKS ARE JUST FUCKING.
The three Farfetch'd you were chasing stop running and join in on the massive Farfetch'd orgy, participating by using their stolen objects. The entire sight is nothing short of a conga line gone sexually wrong. Or right, depending on whom you ask.
Farfetch'd one and two use the bones they stole from Edgy and Horny to join in on the centipede chain reaction. With all his brash might, the first Farfetch'd STUFFS his bone up the ass of the duck in front of him, and begin fucking each other in tandem with the rest of the orgy. The second duck repeats this by sticking his bone up the first's anus.
"FAR. FAR FAR!"
"FETCHFETCHFETCH!"
"FAAAARFETCH!"
It only gets worse when the third duck sticks Hexcalibur up the second's ass, "FAAAAAAAAAARRRR..... FETCH FAAARRRR"
Hexcalibur shivers, this is quite possibly the worst you've ever seen him, "W-What's going on? I don't feel right, none of this feels as it should! There is no glory, no praise, I can feel all but cold duck hind!"
The massive orgy continues until all of the ducks reach their climax, resulting in a crowd-wide egg release. Once the big bomb drops, all Farfetch'd regurgitate mallard eggs all over each other.
The eggs that don't get cracked are quickly swept up by a Farfetch'd with a broom drizzled in pre-duck-cum.
>Investigate the orgy!A) Consult a promotional marketer.
B) Talk to the sweeper.
C) Save Hexcalibur from his duck-sex fate.
