>>36022834Actually pretty good for being off the cuff. It's also kind of hilarious.
>So, what should our daughters first pokemon be? Her introduction to being a trainer, her first step...>How about this blind, violent fucking dragon that literally never stops biting everything?>Oh, that's a perfect fit for this secluded frozen wasteland!I'm not complaining mind you, I legitimately love that. I'm picturing a ten year old girl tossing a pokeball, coming face to snout with 40 pounds of bitey rage-lizard, and then turning to stare at her parents in confusion.