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We all had that one friend. That one that claimed to have access to pokémon secrets. Pokegods, ways to get Mew, etcetera etcetera. He/she may have claimed that he/she had a relative working at Nintendo to validate this claim.
I had a friend that went ONE STEP BEYOND.
>He tried to convince me his grandfather was a professor.
>His grandpa found a way to make a pokedex, pokeballs and finally, to turn people into pokémon.
>isdisniggaserious?
>Repeatedly proclaimed my disbelief and provided arguments why this could not be
>I was 10 and unable to let go of things, even when I knew I was wrong and especially if I was right
>Yet terrible in the art of rhetoric.
>He still wouldn't admit he was lying.
>Secretly start to wish I could be a pokemon.
>Sense of reason fading. Is my friend speaking the truth?
>"So how do I become a Pokemon?"
>"Which Pokemon do you want to be?"
>Only gen 1 existed at the time, my choice was obvious: "I wanna be a Mewtwo."
>I don't know how to make you Mewtwo, but I'll ask my grandfather. I'll bring the formula to school with me tomorrow."
>The next day
>Actually hands me a piece of paper.
>"This are the ingredients of the magic potion you need to drink in order to become Mewtwo."
>I only remember a few ingredients: a few twigs, a few leafs, some Coca Cola and finally, laundry detergent.
>Apparently it doesn't take much to become world's strongest pokemon.
>The moment I get home, I start cooking me some magic Mewtwo drink.
>Take a good sip
>mfw I'm stuck in this Mewtwo body forever.
>Just kidding. Next thing I knew I was in the hospital after having my stomach pumped.
>Didn't betray my friend. Don't worry pal, the formula is save with me.
>Kidding again, didn't even get to drinking it. I'm was stupid back then, but not that stupid.
>Now we'll never know.
So, does anyone got any interesting stories to tell?
