>>15979016He just wants her to pet him and love him, man. He never asked for this treatment. ;_;>>15978345http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpn1x_OILHE"Froakie, give him a Bounce!"
The frog preps himself for a nasty Bounce and maybe some paralysis on the side, but Miss Leading has different plans for him, "Furfrou, wag your head."
"Booooooooooooouaaaaaaaaaaff!" the mongrel shakes his head, spraying some misty dog-germ infested water into Froakie's face. His fur goes from wet back to bushy, even more so than before he got attacked.
"Sucker Punch."
"Boooou....AAAAAAAAAAAAF!"
Before Froakie can hop into the air, Furfrou takes action by raising his paw. He quickly jabs it into Froakie's sides, his claws digging into his skin.
"F-FROO....aaaak!"
Froakie skids across the field, but quickly gets up. He pulls off Bounce and heads into the skies above. With no way of reaching him, Furfrou simply anticipates his landing.
"FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAK!"
Froakie skyrockets back to Earth with his elbow pointed down, he's gonna pile drive that dog's skull inside out whether he likes it or not. Furfrou stamps his paws, anticipating the blow.
Miss narrows her eyes at the approaching frog, then gets a marvelous idea, "Furfrou, open your mouth."
"Boaf-ouaf?"
"Do you want to win or do you want to lose?"
Considering that even a pat would suffice for calming his desperate need for Amie-interaction, the mangy poodle complies whole-heartily, "BOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"What the hell is opening his mouth going to accomplish!?" you ask from your side of the field.
"You'll see soon enough, Calem."
