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>Drive to park just now
>Sitting in car, taking down a gym to put up my shiny new Flareon at 900CP
>Take gym
>Powering up gym and a kid on his bike comes over and sits in front of my car
>He's moaning and huffing and puffing
>Open slot for him to put a pokemon
>His pokes suck, but whatever
>Get out of car, say hi, walk over to gym on the other side of the park
>Take gym
>Kid comes over and asks if I'm vaping and that he used to vape but doesn't anymore
>Keep playing
>Kid talks about his horrible parents and how it's nice to be out of the house
>Feelsbad.jpg
>Making small talk, two other bro teens come over and ask if I'm trainername with Vaporeon named VAPE NATION
>Say yeah
>Teenagers begin idolizing me
>Talk about the game for a bit
>Battery starts to die
>I'm the king of the teenagers and have two gyms
>MFW