>>22360949Shitty boss idea part 1/2
>Slaking boss fight>he's in an office chair at a desk>Monkey Business President>framed pictures of the Rape Apes line the walls>"Do you know what this is?" he asks Scrafty, pulling out an unfamiliar bottle >"This is the source of the wealth and power Monkey Business exudes on the world. I have no tolerance for an unclean hoodrat like you meddling in the affairs of our grand designs! Begone!">fight is nothing special>he fights in the business suit and glasses>he's strong but leaps back to his desk every so often to shitpost on /vp/, leaving an opening>after he's defeated, he explains that he freed a genie and in return created a contract where the genie would give him any and all of his desires>the bottle begins to shake>Hoopa pops out>Slaking wishes for Hoopa to fight on his behalf while he prepares to crush Scrafty>Hoopa teleports the office into space>space has the same physics as earth because why the fuck not>fights by making portals and throwing shit like Electrodes at Scrafty>is immune to certain moves but takes massive damage from others, specifically the ones used by Honedge>in the second phase of the fight Hoopa turns into Unbound form>is too large for the office so he tears the ceiling off>attacks wielding six Aegislash and blocks most attacks by guarding>can throw Scrafty into hyperspace, causing an instant death>when defeated, Hoopa attempts to kill Slaking>has secretly been trying to gain control of Monkey Business but hadn't regained enough of his former strength to actually overthrow it until now with his Unbound form>offers to team up in order to take down the common enemy>Scrafty declines 