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>decide to use 4chan alpha tips on cute gamestop girl
>take mew card to the counter, she rings it up and tells me the price
>proclaim "two thousand and eleven, charging forty for this card. I seriously hope you guys don't do this"
>she says sorry, but the price isn't negotiable
>loudly exclaim "costanza dot jay-peg!" and give her the look, holding it for about thirty seconds
>she begins looking scared and goes to the back, I assume to write down her number and give it to me, as I am an alpha now
>security guard eventually comes up behind me and asks me to leave as i've scared the employee
>"implying I am going to leave"
>he says he will throw me out if I don't leave of my own accord
>"your face when I stay right here, you beta"
>he picks me up by my cape
>throws me out the door
>I hit the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
