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I just can't stomach the ashime bros. It's so bad. Not even just in regards to Ash being soulless, everything else about it is just so awful as well.
>watching DP
>galactic episode starts
>entire squads of police officers are taken out by a bronzor's hypnosis
>this happens time and time again and the police do nothing to adapt to it, and somehow they all go down without a fight or even managing to raise an alarm
>for some reason they never use hypnosis against the main characters
>somehow Dawn's Piplup does as much damage to Galactic as Cynthia's pokemon, but they still lose
>TR walks away with the lustrous orb with the lamest excuse ever, and once again hypnosis is never used
It's unbearable. This goes beyond just being a kid's anime, this shit not only could only appeal to literal toddlers, but it also feels like it was written by toddlers too.
>contest episode starts
>practically everything is just made up bullshit, like taking the standard Ash asspulls and dialling them to 11. Moves do whatever the fuck writers want them to do in the moment, the scoring is whatever the fuck, everything's just whatever the fuck.
But we all know contests are shit anyways, so whatever.
>gym episode starts
>ash does his usual literally-cheating bullshit, breaking all the rules and pulling shit out of his ass at every turn
>don't even try to defend webm related
>and what the fuck is "spin and use water gun!" why the fuck would that do a god damn thing compared to just shooting the hypnosis beam, this whole attack-and-defense-at-the-same-time thing is pure mary sue bullshit
whoever the fuck keeps saying that DP is peak pokemon animation and writing in this thread is goddamn insane and probably just wants to fuck Dawn.
I don't know if the Ashime ever stopped doing this and got better, but considering the shit I saw in the PWC I guess it never did.
Thank god Horizons hasn't gotten this bad. Yet.
