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I was close. I was so fucking close. I had almost made my dream, but then, Gary came along. Gary came along and THRASHED me. All of my Pokémon had lost their moral when they saw me depressed a few days later. Their performance started lacking, and then some OTHER SHIT happens; Team Rocket comes and tries to steal Pikachu.
THEY WIN.
I COULDN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT.
Guess what else happens? Brock ditches us after finding some bitch that likes him back (what the hell?), Misty is FUCKING KIDNAPPED BY TEAM ROCKET, and on the way to save Misty I told Dawn I had a crush on her, and she spazzed out on me.
Goodbye, faggots. I never even caught a fucking Shiny Pidgey, forget being a Pokémon master!
