>>25106135".... Aw fuck it, there's no use in hiding it now. YES! YES! I ADMIT IT! For the THOUSANDTH time, I admit it! IT'S MY FAULT! The plague—all of it—EVERYTHING! It was me, me me ME it was ALL me! Me and my subconscious, narcissistic need to be in the spotlight! You guys satisfied now?!
Man, this is a real load-off!""HEAR THAT, SPOOKY MAYOR!? It's ME! It's MY aura that's responsible for bringing ruin to your world! My aura.. that's housed in one of my own Pokemon!"
"GUUUUUUUUUUUUUAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
A shadowy hand lunges out from the darkness to swipe at you, but misses your face by a hair. The spirit doesn't take the revelation well. "And now.. that aura's acting turbulent, it's never been so near to its source of fuel before,
it's trying to break out of Dragalge so that it can freely consume what's left of this place!""What?!"
"Farfar!?"
"Chaaa?"
[PANIC mode INITIATED.]
"Consume..? But this is the Great Explorer's home!"
"Baaahhhh! IJUSTWANNAGOHOME!"
"Big brother, you're supposed to gasp, not cry!"
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
The Leek Miser snaps to you, horror written on his bill. "F-Farfar! And you deliberately brought the plague HERE—IN PERSON—with those enchanted enslavement devices?!?!?! H-Had I known the plague itself was stored in one of them.. I'd have trashed it as soon as I confiscated them from you!
YOU BIG MAROON! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE?! YOU'VE JUST GIVEN THAT AURA ENOUGH RAVENOUS LEEWAY TO GROW AND MAKE A BUFFET OUT OF ALL OF US!""You think I don't know that now!? All the apologies in the world can't make up for the pain Dragalge is feeling, but.. thinking things over.. I know I can still make this work!"
"'Make this work'?! Farfar! THE MON'S A TICKING TIME BOMB! WE'RE GONNA BE GONERS IN MINUTES FLAT IF IT BREAKS FREE! Come on, just let me seal him away with my Miser mojo, farfar! You can count your mistakes later!"
