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>Be me
>Earlier this week my Vaporeon got a really good deal on a lot of Mac and Cheese
>Come home tonight from a long week at work
>Find all the boxes ripped open and on the kitchen table
>The kitchen is a mess
>Go into my bathroom and see her in the bathtub submerged in Mac and Cheese
>She tells me she is cheesed to see me
>The whole place stinks of mac and cheese
>Whenever she moves it makes that wet pasta sound
>I look at her in disgust
>"Lighten up. Think of the pastabilities!"
>I ask her to stop making puns for a second
>"Well you try to come up with a cheddar one"
>I tell her how I don't want to be the one to clean all this up
>"You are nacho self today."
>I let her know that once cheese gets dry it is a pain to scrub off
>Vaporeon tells me she is getting feta up with my attitude
>I am absolutely not getting my security deposit back now
All I wanted was someone to watch Family guy with.
