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If pokemon were real, I’d be mugging people in dark alleyways with a Bisharp, I’d be able to stay in the dark telling him what to do so I’d never get seen and since every Bisharp looks nearly identical there’s no way for the cops to find out who I am. I’d probably be a trainer on the side to keep him strong enough to be happy and able to take out anyone who gets any ideas.
While he’s a pawniard we’ll start out only mugging lost wimps, but as he gets stronger we’ll work our way up to stronger (and richer) looking targets.
I’d probably bring along another dark type mon just in case things get sour, maybe a Weavile? Maybe not since that’ll make me easier to track down (assuming the government has a list of every mon on everyone’s team).
