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>doing warmup match in standard
>realize nobody called jungle after we load in so I gotta go jungle machamp
>watch our snorlax sit still and try to dunk repeatedly even as two people attack him, no score shield, doesnt bother moving away or attacking, just keeps trying to dunk
>miss an ult that would've gotten at least 2 kills because our dead weight 0 kill 0 assist ninetales blocked my path with avalanche
>actually doing well, our blastoise was a real fucking bro
>shredding zapdos
>mamoswine comes
>submission him away from it
>he lands ONE FUCKING BASIC ATTACK and steals the zapdos
>lose
MY EXPECTATIONS FOR THIS MATCH WERE LOW SINCE IT'S STANDARD BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THAT IS THE SINGLE WORST MATCH I'VE EVER HAD IN THIS GODFORSAKEN GAME
