>>17132564http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejwHHS4neuA"Please, just be gentle man..." you mumble, as the Probopass straddles you with syringes in his hand.
"Come on faggot. Stop being so tense. You need to loosen up. Don't worry about it. This isn't your problem."
He leans into your face, his big black rock mustache faintly tickles your face, "Pokemon. What is Pokemon? Is it all real, or is it just some lucid dream...?"
"Th-This is a bit too close for my comfort..."
"Don't worry about it. Tonight is your night. Stop acting like you have a plunger up your anus. That's not what Pokemon is about."
"What the fuck are you doing!?"
"You didn't hear me the first time? I'm going to pull out all your teeth. Big boys don't cry. Big boys get lollipops...for being good boys."
"I NEVER AGREED TO THI-"
"You're bad at listening. See, you need to calm down. Calm down. Relax. I'm a dentist. I know how these things work. I know how to pull out the teeth of a yellowed child. The sugar-infested, candy soiled, piece of toothy shit. Yeah, that. That shit gets my rocks off."
"I-I don't have time for puns..."
"I got so stony from it. I had a stoner, my nose was leaking pus. It felt nice. And you know what that means, Calem?"
"I don't--Wait dude, how do you know my name?"
"I'm the Dentist. I know everything."
A) "What is Pokemon really about?"
B) "Do you know what forbidden love is?"
C) "So what, are you like a *real* person or am I just imagining you?"
D) "What do you do with the gift of life?"
