>>21196549Her words cause you to beam with a ray of absolute happy-happy-joy-joy sunshine "I must be a really fantastic bodyguard then!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amNvDULdNk8Cue Serena's balled-up fist donking you square on the head, adding another injury to the very long list of casualties you've undergone ever since your boots took two steps into Snowbelle.
Ever since the confession, she's been emoting and acting out far more often, a likely result from having her heart warmed to the core and having someone to share it with. It's just something you've noticed, you'd never say it to her face though. You don't need another skullbashing.
"Unlikely!" she declares with a steaming hmph, "A genuine bodyguard would defend the subject of his guarding to the death and nothing less. But primarily he would keep them from getting into such situations in the first place by taking all necessary precautions--something that I don't believe you properly comprehend."
A) "I always get us out of those situations though. You have to hand me that."
B) "Pfffft, safety and 'precautions' are for nerds."
C) "Okay, shit bodyguard, but I'm still a good muse and sweetheart though, right?"
D) "The adventure's not as fun if you're walking around in five layers of bubble wrap and duct tape."
