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>A 30 year old man walks into his 12 year old brother's room
>Sees he's playing Pokemon Sword
>"Oh you like that game? How about you play my favorite game Heartgold?"
>Well maybe. What is in it?
>"Well there's a phone and-"
>Isn't there already one in Ruby?
>"W-Well yeah but Johto also has apricorns and-"
>Well that's in the Isle of Armor
>"What about a battle tower?"
>There's 8 in Emerald..
>"Bug catching.."
>Safari zones are in Diamond
>"There's a whole half of a region worth of postgame!!"
>You can say the same about Black 2.
>"...H-Hold items."
>Literally everything game
>"Actual rare encounters!"
>Feebas in Sapphire.
>"SOVL"
>White.
>"E-Exploration.."
Platinum.
>"..."
>...
>"Soulful sprit-"
>White 2.
>"Followmons!!"
>Crown Tundra
>"..A-Arcade minigames!"
>Red.
>"B-But my childhood!"
>Yeah, I'm sure it was great back then. No point in playing it now though.
>"No! You have to play it!
>Alright. Maybe later
>*doesn't play it*
