>>37662974>be hanging with RPG group>typical group of west coast millennials>colored hairs, ear donuts, piercings, etc.>waiting for the last player running late>bust out the 3DS and fire up pokemon>"Oh anon what are you playing?">Show them it's Pokemon>get a couple "yeah, I remember that">one dude laughs and says "you play POKEMON anon?">that gets close to me and we start talking>for some reason, not bothered by the personal space issue>come to find out we have a lot in common>start making fun of stuff like the Heinz 57 gender cultures>getting a clear vibe this dude is hitting on me>not gay, but not repulsed by the attention for some reason>eventually the game goes on and we finish some time later>booze was busted out at some point>go outside to VAPE brah, guy comes out with me>get to talking again, and he drops the "I'd play with your pokeballs" line>can't help but cringe, tell him no offense but I'm not into guys>laughs and grabs my hand>it's really fucking soft>confused, look at his neck>neck is flat as a board>...>realize I'm being hit on by a reverse trapAnd that's why I like Pokemon
