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>Live in Sinnoh
>Be Village Elder
>Middle of the night
Boning a Bidoof
>Oh shit! Fucking kid saw me
>I know, I'll tell a story of humans and pokemon marrying next full moon to justify this
>Tell story next full moon
>For some reason, Village goes autistic over story
>They want more lore
>Village scribe writes down story
>Lol, what's the worst that can happen? Not like anyone will care about a story as dumb as the one I made up.