>>46203859ok so retrying now that I'm not plastered, it should be more like this I think?
July 5th: A new species of Pokemon has been discovered here, deep in the jungles of Guyana, South America.
July 10th: I named the newly-discovered Pokemon "Mew".
February 6th: Mew has given birth to a child. I'll call the newborn baby "Mewtwo".
September 1st: Mewtwo is too powerful. It's no use... I can't control it!
Missing subtext I'm sure but that wasn't so bad to work out, maybe I can play through Let's Go. but granted I already know what it's supposed to say from the english game so that made it a lot simpler.
