>>42921614>Be Brock Hard>Hang out in my gem, flexin' while my employees kick ass>Most Trainers give up>Rock-type = best-type>Keep admiring sexy muscle, may need to buy more oil and lotion>Hear about some new Trainer in town>Don't think much of it>Hear stories of piles Rattata and Pidgey corpses popping up five minutes later>Think nothing of it, keep flexing>Suddenly new guy arrives, his Bulbasaur covered in blood>Mildly concerned>His Grass-type suddenly starts slicing my workers Geodudes in half, literally. One dude throw up saying this shit. Another cried and fainted>Suddenly everyone is defeated>Walks up to me>Spaghetti and shit is falling out of my pants>Red guy turns around, and leaves the gem>Call ambulances and emergency poke center services>Ten minutes later they still didn't arrive, Red guy is back>Oh shit.jpeg>Prepare to defend myself>Send out Onyx to squash this fag>Onyx is sliced into pieces>OHFUCK>Send put first Geodude>Ded>Second Geodude>Ded>Red guy kills all of my pokemon>Sweaty profusely as he comes closer>Shit myself even more>He reaches out with his dead eyes, gripping the badge from my naked chest and yanks it off>ow.jpeg>Was a nipple piercing>Walks away again>Now have stink pants bloody nippleBro I think we talking about the same dude!
