>>15742436"Woobs...""...Boobs?"
"WOOOOOBS!"
"OW. That's like, right in my freaking ear!"
General Cancerous coughs, "Oh. Ahem, sorry about that. I just get carried away whenever I mention them, see, Connecting Cave has split into two over a feud going between us Zuzus and the Woobies, a race of tyrant bats who want to take the cave for their own. They're invading from the nearby Glistening Cave, see, and-"
>Gee General, why are the Woobies attacking again? Whose fault is it?A) "Those little Woobie bastards stole our supply of Black Sludge, now how are we supposed to be competitively viable? It's their fault, screw them!"
B) "Typical land disputes, they think ALL the caves in the world belong to them. They even dare to say WE'RE taking too much! Not on my watch! They say it's both of our faults, I think they're just pansies!"
C) "We kinda posted an embarrassing photo of them from last year's Christmas party--online. It's KIND of our fault..."
