>>25220247https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrgrxmE4Kl8Serena jolts awake just in time to catch you MERCILESSLY punting a stray kitten into the nearest building, not exactly your most gentle moment and certainly not your sanest. "E-Eh?! Calem!?" she stutters, faltering in her somnolent attempt to catch up. "That innocent, homely kitten.. What would drive you to such brutalit—!.. Wait. Just a moment. Where are we even—"
"DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE NOT DREAMING" you exclaim to her. "HUBBY'S GOT IT UNDER CONTROL. THE WORMHOLE SPAT US BACK IN LUMIOSE BUT WE GOT SEPARATED FROM OUR BROS—ALRIGHT THERE YOU GO THERE'S THE ABRIDGED VERSION, NOW WE'VE GOT A DIFFERENT SITUATION SEE /THAT CAT/—THAT CAT RIGHT OVER THERE—WAS STARING AT US SLEEPING LIKE SOME GAMERGATE CREEPSHOW SO WHAM BAM IN A CAN I PULLED THE SELF-DEFENSE CARD AND TOLD IT TO TAKE A HIKE!"
"N-Nyaaaaa, nyaaaaa...." mews said cat as it lies in its personal, cat-sized crater in the wall.
"SEE THAT? IT'S STILL LOOKING! I BET IT EVEN HAS FLEAS!"
"A-Ah.." Serena cranes her head, gaze set on the feline. "Is that so..?" she mumbles. It's a little much to take in. Had it not been for the clear-cut fact that this is completely in-character for you, she might have mistaken this for a dream.
"Soooooo.. can we get back to spooning? I'm ninety-percent sure we can squeeze another hour out of this."