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So I'm at this buffet in Mauville city.
Good atmosphere all around and great food.
I walk over to the table to see if theres any pie left when this guy takes the last slice right infront of me. Without making eyecontact he waddles away from the table to the next one.
So I did the only reasonable thing.
I walk over to confront him, and tell him there's something he really needs to see.
"I-Is this about the pie?" He asks, clearly intimated by my muscular, well built topless body.
"No man, I don't even like pie. This is about YOU"
I ask him for his number and message him a weightloss guide, lose 20kilos in only 5 weeks!
As he looks at me both slightly frustrated and sad at the same time, I pat him on the back and say "you're welcome bro. you can't take over the world if youre taking over obesity first. Live healthy man"
I smile and light another cigarette while offering him some of my cocaine.
"Our body is only a vessel to carry us to the afterlife, it is our job to treat it with respect" I say. Before walking out the room, satisfied, knowing Ive changed someones life for the better.
